Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 16, 2001

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"I've figured out that, throughout history, artists have come in four basic categories:" chomp slurp "A.) Starving B.) Self-destructive C.) Brooding D.) Insane" crunch slop munch "...So if I want to be a great artist someday, I'll have to fit into one of those categories." chompf narf narf "I think we can rule out 'starving.'" "Oo guh fisch dose chiffs?"