Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 31, 2002
Transcript:
"Nate Wright of P.S. 38 will play Alberto Reyes of Coolidge Middle School." "Nothing personal, man, But I really don't want to be playing you. I'd much rather be playing your number one guy." "So I'm just gonna chump you and get it over with, okay? That cool with you?" "Uh..." "I mean normally I'd toy with you for a while but my heart's just not in it."
There’s no way P.S. 38 didn’t win the national championship or something with this lineup.