Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 08, 2002

Transcript:

ARENA ROCK! Pump up the jam! Pump up your team! COACH: Okay, men, this is what we've been waiting for! First game of the season! Play hard...play fair...and have fun! Anyone got something to add before we go out there? NATE: I do, Coach! COACH: Okay, Nate! NATE: Just one sec! HONK! BLAAT!! WONNK! BLEEAT! HONNK! BLAAAT! COACH: (thought) You haven't truly experienced middle school athletics until you've heard "We Will Rock You" played on the trombone. NATE: HEY!