Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 25, 2002
NATE: Well, well, well! The big game against Jefferson is tomorrow, and Artur is starting at halfback! And he can't even play! Looks like Mister "I'm good at everything" can't be a hero this time! Jefferson's going to crush us like a bag of ice! This is great! Uhh...I mean...greatly! Greatly distressing! This is greatly distressing! FRANCIS: Wedgie! TEDDY: Wedgie!