Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 18, 2002

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NATE: Nate "Scoop" Wright at your service, citizens! I'm gathering tidbits for "Classroom Chatter!" TEDDY: Your gossip column? NATE: Pardon, moi, Teddy, but it is not a "gossip column!" I am a journalist, not a purveyor of rumor and innuendo! TEDDY: Oh. Right. NATE: Now...any good ideas for my next headline? TEDDY: "Reporter Takes Self Too Seriously." FRANCIS: "Alleged Reporter." NATE: Ooh, yes! Who's the nimrod?