Transcript:
"Nate! Why so glum?"
"I've got girl trouble, Mr. Eustis."
"Ah. Gotcha."
"My dad doesn't approve of her, but what does he know? She's perfect for me!"
"What's she like?"
"Six-two, Buxom, immortal, vindictive."
"Okay..."
"...and oh yeah! She's a vampire."
She’s a vampire? Thought she was a superhero!