Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Hey, let me ask you, Wink: What's your real name?" "Because there's no way you were born with name 'Wink Summers' am I right? What's wrong, is your real name so goofy that you..." "Okay, you're right. Saying 'Chief Meteorologist Dick Schipp' on live tv is playing with fire."
What if YOUR name was richard? Than we would be making fun of YOU.