Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 07, 2003
Transcript:
"...and finally today's field hockey game against Bailey has been postponed until Friday." "That concludes this morning's announcements, pretty dull, eh, gang? Morning announcements are one big snooze-fest instead of being what they could be: An event!" "...and so, starting today, yours truly will endeavor to make our time together each morning just a bit more memorable!" "Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." "nate..."
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “Can I help you?” The duck says, “Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!”