Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 31, 2004

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"*snicker* We're destroying you guys!" "Yeah?" "Well, IF we weren't missing our best pitcher, and IF our best hitter wasn't on a camping trip, and IF Teddy hadn't just thrown the ball over the backstop..." "And IF Chad hadn't committed those five errors in the first inning, and IF I'd remembered to wear my lucky socks, then WE would be destroying YOU guys!" "Right." "'Hypothetical trash talking' is kind of lame, but sometimes it's all you've got."