Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 12, 2004

Transcript:

"Why the sudden interest in my hair?" "We just never realized how funny it looks!" "Yeah. On the sides you're bald, and on top you've got those tufts that look like...like..." "Hairy stalagmites!" "Yes!" "Or stalactites. Which ones point up and which point down?" "Beats me, I was asleep that class!"