Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 05, 2005
Transcript:
"You're saying that the reason everyone thinks Marcus is cool is because he's tall?" "That's ridiculous, Francis! If height made you cool, that freak Chester would be the most popular kid in school!" "...Which of course he is!" "Go put the school nurse on "red alert.""
He probably meant the emergency room doctor, not the nurse