Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 29, 2005
Transcript:
"You look wonderful, Ellen! Tell me, are you still dating that nice Gordie?" "Yes, Gram!" "...Although she secretly LUSTS after STEVE, some guy she met at the mall last..." "...last...uh..." "I'm not supposed to know about Steve, am I?" "This explains the Cheez Doodle stains on my diary."
Nate, really? Give her some privacy.