Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 2005
"Nate, how come you're not sitting down?" "Because, Teddy, I'm going to eat at the table in the corner!" "Say what?" "That's where the seventh grade girls sit!" "Exactly! Maybe they want some company!" "Sometimes in life you've just got to aim high!" "When the girls are all a foot taller than you, where else can you aim?" "Hey, HEY! No short jokes!"