Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 22, 2005
"Hi there! Would you like to buy a calendar to support my Scout Troop?" "Ooooh! Perhapsh! Perhapsh!" "Might you posshibly have a 'Battleshtar Galactica' calendar in your back of tricksh?" "Uh, no. No 'Battlestar Galactica'. But I've got 'Farscape'!" "Aren't they pretty much the same thing?" "Your refusal to let us get cable TV just cost me a sale."