Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 06, 2005

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"HIKE!" ? "Here's Brett Favre fading back..." "...And here's Tom Brady going out for the pass..." "Hold it, Francis you idiot! You can't be Tom Brady!" "How come?" "Because you're a receiver! Tom Brady's a quarterback!" "Well, maybe it's a trick play!" "Even if it were a trick play, Brett Favre and Tom Brady aren't even on the same team!" "What if they're playing in the Pro Bowl?" "But they're not in the same conference!" "What are we supposed to do, pretend that Tom Brady gets traded to an NFC team and then, for no apparent reason, ends up playing receiver in the Pro Bowl??" "Yeah! Let's do that!" "Cripes." "Hold it, I changed my mind. Can I be Dan Marino?"