Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 14, 2006
Transcript:
"Who's this in the photo, Mrs. Czerwicki?" "That's my daughter." "And that guy next to her is her husband, I guess?" "Husband? Oh, no no! Why have a husband when you can just shack up with someone?" "She could have married Kevin! But no! Kevin wasn't exciting enough for her!" "Instead it was: 'Hello, ma? I met this neat guy on the Internet!'" "Time for me to sit back down."
Internet is not that reliable