Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 04, 2007
Transcript:
51 50 47 54 55 H "Hi, may I speak to chief meteorologist Wink Summers, please? Wink! Nate Wright here!" "Good forecast last night, Wink! You actually got it right for a change!" "Listen, though, I don't think you should wear that tweed blazer anymore. It just calls attention to how fat you are." "Plus, you got a little tongue-tied during the radar segment. I was like: What's up with Wink tonight? Is he drunk?" "But that's not why I'm calling, Wink. I'm calling to let you know that something mighty funky is going on with your 'hair replacement system'." "It looks bad. Frankly, it looks like there's a..." BEEP! "He put a time limit on his answering machine, so now I have to leave my messages in one-minute chunks." boop boop boop boop boop "I'm guessing he also has 'Caller ID'." "...Like there's a dead cat lying on your head."
Wait… How did Nate get out of the bottle? (Yesterday’s Comic)