Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 30, 2007
Transcript:
"Dad, no! You can't hand out prunes for Halloween!" "Why not?" "You're supposed to hand out candy!" "Prunes are nature's candy!" "Plus, they help keep you regular!" "Keep you...? Dad, nobody cares about that!" "Your day will come, my friend." "'Nice costumes, kids! Say, how's your fiber intake?'"
Or how ’bout “Hey kids, say, how much scarcasm have you heard recently?”