Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 06, 2008
Transcript:
"Uncle Ted, how about helping me paint?" "I'm afraid I can't risk it, dear boy." "'Risk it'?" "Holding a paint brush for countless hours could do major damage to my digits!" "...And if that happens, I may never play the oboe again!" "You quit the oboe in fifth grade, Ted." "Yes, but I'm sensing that my muse will soon reawaken."
Yeah he can’t do it because his big fat lazy @ss would break the ladder!