Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 2009
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All-Time Lamest Dads 1. Dad 2. 3. 4. 5. Everyone else is tied 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Marty says, "A little light reading?" Nate syas, 'The book of lists'!" Nate says, "Right now I'm reading about the top 100 movies of all time!" Nate says, "...Or how about the top 500 albums of the rock 'n' roll era?" Nate says, "Wanna know who the fifty winningest pitchers in baseball history are? It's in here!" Nate says, "The best-selling boarrd games ever? The most valuable stamps in the world? If it's a list, it's in this book!" Marty says, "You like lists, eh?" Nate says, "Love 'em!" Marty says, "Here you go then!" 1. Clean Gutters 2.Trim Hedge 3.Move boxes from g Wash second floor Replace fence post pull weeds from along nge oil in lawnmower out recycling and sweep driveway ape and prime two Nate thinks, "Hardy har har."
Hey, why are there two Nates?