Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 24, 2009

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Francis says, "What's wrong?" Nate says, "Spitsy's report from 'Canine identity solutions,' that's what's wrong!" Nate says, "'Dear sir: due to inconsistencies in the saliva sample you sent, we are unable to provide a complete analysis of your dog's DNA.'" Nate says, "'The only breed we were able to isolate and identify with 100 percent accuracy is: French poodle'!!" Francis says, "Spitsy! Bonjour!" Spitsy says, "Wurf!" Nate thinks, "I can't take it."