Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 12, 2009
Transcript:
Ellen says, "Twenty-three…Twenty-four…Twenty-five…" Nate says, "Pick a card, Ellen! Any card!" Ellen says, "Not now, witless! I'm adding up my tips from work!" Nate says, "But I've been practicing my card tricks!" Nate says, "You don't want to be amazed and astounded by my sleight-of-hand mastery?" Ellen says, "No, Nate!" NAte says, "But i'm good! I'm like a professional!" Ellen says, "I don't care! Beat it!" Nate says, "Okay, okay!" Nate says, "If you don't want to see me in action, it's your loss!" Ellen says, "Right. It's my..." Ellen says, "....loss." Ellen says, "Hey!" Nate says, "Twenty-six...Twenty-seven...Twenty-eight..."
Shouldn’t Ellen’s neck be broken ’cause she twisted it 180 degrees when Ellen said:“No,Nate!”