Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 26, 2009
Transcript:
Coach says, "Now go out there and win one for…win one for the…uh…hang on, let me check my notes." Coach says, "Boys, we've been a bit sloppy in the field lately!" Coach says, "Too many errors! Too much loafing! Where's the hustle?" Coach says, "Let's see some grit out there today! If the ball comes your way, do whatever it takes to catch it!" Nate thinks, "Whatever it takes!" Nate thinks, "Whatever it takes!" Crack! Nate says, "Hey, can I borrow that for a sec? Thanks!" Snag! Coach thinks, "I need to choose my words more carefully during my pregame pep talks." Man says, "*ahem*"
Why did a random guy in the crowd have a lacrosse stick?