Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 02, 2009
Transcript:
Dad says, "*Ahem*" Nate says, "Hey, Dad." Munch Munch Crunch Dad says, "I thought I told you to get some exercise." Nate says, "I did! I ran around the block a couple times!" Dad says, "And now you're eating a bag of greasy chips? That completely defeats the purpose!" Nate says, "No it doesn't!" Nate says, "I ran for ten minutes! Ten minutes of running burns about 100 calories!" Nate says, "Well, look what it says right on the bag! 'Calories per serving: 80'!" Nate says, "See? I'm 20 calories ahead! I burned more than I ate!" Dad says, "'Servings per container: 16'" Nate says, "Burp"
His dad is such a hypocrite