Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 18, 2009
Transcript:
Nate says, "Francis! Teddy! I've come up with the perfect soccer nickname for myself!" Nate says, "As a goalkeeper, my job is to let in zero goals! So I'm calling myself 'Mister Zero'!" Francis says, "Mister zero…I like it." Teddy says, "Yeah, that's good." Francis says, "...Becasue you can apply it to so many parts of your life!" Teddy says, "...like dating!"
In reality, I’d give him a 4 or less. It’s the hair that gets me.