Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 18, 2009
Transcript:
Francis says, "Hey, what's with the glasses?" Nate says, "A simple experiment, Francis ol' boy!" Nate says, "I read somewhere that people with glasses are perceived to be smarter than other people!" Nate says, "So if teachers see me wearing these......They just might give me better grades!" Francis says, "Are those clear lenses, or...?" Nate says, "Nope! They're my Dad's old reading glasses!" Nate says, "They make everything sort of blurry, but I can live with that!" Nate says, "The important thing is, I look like a braniac!" Wonk! Francis says, "Does it 'Smart'?" Nate says, "Shut up."
Um, that is kind of offensive coolio… I wear glasses just like those.