Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 05, 2010
Transcript:
Nate says, "I'm here for detention, Mrs. Czerwicki." Mrs. Czerwicki says, "Oh, Dear. What is it this time, Nate?" Nate says, "Mrs. Godfrey caught me using a school computer to read my horoscope... But what's so bad about that?" Nate says, "I mean, everybody likes to read horoscopes! Everybody wants to... toooo..." Nate says, "Nate Wright. Scorpio." Mrs. Czerwicki says, "Sit down, Child."
Taurus, according to a site I found.