Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 26, 2011
Mrs. Godfrey says. "I'm writing you a detention slip, Nate, for referring to me as 'Fat' and 'Nasty.'" Nate says, "What? I didn't say that!" Nate says, "I didn't say you were fat and nasty! I said your fingerprints were fat and nasty!" Nate says, "I mean, everybody's fingerprints are fat and nasty, right? That's just the way fingerprints are!" Mrs. Czerwicki says, "Ten detentions?" Nate says, "One for each fingerprint."