Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 24, 2011
Transcript:
Dad, can I go trick-or-treating in Teddy's neighborhood this year? What's wrong with our neighborhood? It's boring! Everybody hands out the same stuff! I don't! I always try to provide a treat that's... That's... I believe the word is "inappropriate." This year: Tofu kabobs!
That would make a nasty mess in the little kiddies bags. Then again when they got home and the parents would blow chunks. I like to give out warm spinach. Makes ’em stronger.