Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 08, 2012
Transcript:
SPONSOR NEEDED NATE: My life is ruined. GRAMPS: Hm? Why's that, bid? NATE: My baseball team! We;re sponsored by Cressly's Bakery and you know what they put on our uniforms? GRAMPS: Not "Cressly's Bakery?" NATE: No! "Cream Puffs!" Right across out chests it says "Cream Puffs!" Is that the worst name ever or what? We're going to be a laughingstock! All the other teams have real names like "Al's Auto Glass" and "Cycle City!" But not us! It's a total nightmare. GRAMPS: Well think of it this way: You're young, you're healthy, and the biggest problem you've got is the name of your ball team! NATE: Gramps is minimizing my siffering again. GRAMS: Aw, too bad, sweetie. Have a cookie.
Grandma should have said, “Have a cream puff.”