Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 18, 2012
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Transcript:
A pop quiz! What a dirty trick that was! I am not understand why is it called a pop quiz. Because they pop it on you, Artur! Pop means the element of surprise! It's like: Here's a quiz! POP! One time I got a dill pickle stuck up my nose, and when my gram pulled it out, it made a really loud pop! Now I am not understand why Chad put a dill pickle inside his nose. I was experimenting!
At the end of last school year, Nate needed a B in History and studied his buns off – unbelievably he aced the final. He asked Mrs Godfrey for a B in the course and she replied – “why would I do that?” We never found out what grad she gave him. Very disappointing sequence Mr. Pierce. I thought you were going to follow up with him getting what he really deserved – his “A”.