Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 07, 2012
Transcript:
DAD: Football eh? NATE: Yup! DAD: Mind if I take a turn at quarterback? NATE: Why not? DAD: Okay here's the pattern I want you to run. Go up the sideline, fake left, then cut across the yard... NATE: Uh huh... DAD: Then double back to the porch, open the kitchen door, and go inside. Zigzag through the dining room, sprint upstairs to your bedroom an CLEAN it. Like I've asked you to do five times already! HIKE! NATE: You can cover me if you want, but it won't be much fun.
He could just shove everything in the closet.