Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 30, 2012

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SPLINTER: Closer...closer... NATE: OW! Dad! I got a sliver in my foot! Can you get it out? NATE: I can't even see it. GRAMPS: What's up? NATE: I've got a sliver, Gramps. DAD: Is this it? Down near the heel? GRAMPS: That's just dirt. NATE: It's up near my big toe. DADL Can you see anything, Dad? GRAMPS: Not a darn thing. NATE: Ow! Ow! That's it! DAD: Ooh. That's really in there. GRAMPS: Mm. That's deep. DAD: Maybe it just has to work itself out. GRAMPS: Yup yup. GRAM: Oh for heaven's sake. Step aside. There. It's out. NATE: Fastest tweezers in the west! GRAMPS: Except when I ask her to pluck my ear hair.