Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Say, Wink, now that your professional life is back on track, maybe you can get your PERSONAL life rolling again! Your wife dumped you when you lost your job, right? Well, I'll bet NOW she'll... What? She did WHAT? AlREADY? To WHO? She married the SPORTS ANCHOR? The jocks always get the girls.
It’s not necessarily true that the jocks get the girls. I’m a girl, and I don’t find myself attracted to a bunch of sweaty dumbos who make fun of people and think they’re the coolest. I mean, who’s attracted to THAT?!