Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 25, 2013

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Panel 1: "I've started business selling horoscopes!" I write 'em myself!" "For a DOLLAR?" Panel 2: "Why would anybody pay YOU for a horoscope?" "Because unlike NEWSPAPER horoscopes, MINE are PERSONALIZED! here!" Panel 3: "Today for lunch, you will have a tuna sandwich, blueberry yogurt, celery and a peanut butter cookie." Panel 4: "That's what I've had for lunch every day since second grade." "Exactly! Does a NEWSPAPER have that kind of knowledge? One dollar, please."