Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 2013

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MAN: Happy holidays, ma'am. WOMAN: I'd like to register a complaint. MAN: And what is the nature of the problem? WOMAN: It's your so-called Santa Claus! WOMAN: Isn't the point to convince children that he really is Santa? MAN: I would think so, yes. WOMAN: Well, he doesn't sound like Santa and he doesn't act like Santa! WOMAN: My 3rd-year-old son asked for a "Thomas The Tank Engine" DVD, and do you know what Santa said? He told him to ask for "True Blood" instead because and I quote, "Anna Paquin is such a hottie!" NATE: School picture guy! GUY: Ssshh! BOY: But I don't want a "walking dead" action figure!