Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 29, 2013
FRANCIS: Why do I put up with him? TEDDY: Who? FRANCIS: Nate! He's driving me crazy lately! He's always getting me in trouble! Always dragging me into some hare-brained scheme! Sometimes I wonder: why am I best friends with this guy? BOY: Hey! Francine! Thanks for not letting me copy off you in math, jerk! This calls for a snow facial! POW! FRANCIS: I think I'll keep him!