Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 03, 2014
Transcript:
Francis, I can't believe you've never wondered about what prison is like! Why would I? Because it's just one of those things everyone thinks about, that's all! It's like asking yourself what would be the worst way to die! And the answer, as we all know, is sliding down a banister made of razor blades. Yes. Ew.
Worst ways to die:1. being tied to the tail of a wild bull2. smeared with honey and staked to an anthill3. locked in a dungeon that’s slowly filling with water...anything else?