Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 06, 2014

Transcript:

Chip: Hello, I'm CHIP CHIPSON, joined by my colleague, BIFF BIFFWELL! Biff: Welcome to another episode of SUPERHERO PROFILES! Biff: Today's superhero... MAN-CHILD! Chip: Yes, Man-Child! Strange visitor from another house... Biff: Uh... hold it. 'Another house'? Chip: That's right, Biff! You see, he usually lives in his PARENTS' BASEMENT! Chip: But at the moment, he's staying with NATE while Dad's away! Biff: Hm. Why is he called MAN-CHILD? Chip: Because he's an ADULT who's totally incapable of taking care of himself! Biff: Even though he's a SUPERHERO? Chip: He's not a REAL superhero, Biff! His only power is the uncanny ability to AVOID WORK! Nate: Little help? Man-child: Oh, you're doing fine.