Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 20, 2014
Transcript:
Nate: Look over there, Spitsy! Nate: You know what would be fun? If you ran over there and scared that flock of squirrels! Francis: *ahem* Francis: There's no such thing as a FLOCK of squirrels! You're misusing the word! Francis: Every animal has a word used to refer to its collective group! A PRIDE of lions! A CLOUD of grasshoppers! A PRICKLE of porcupines! Francis: It's incorrect to tell Spitsy to scare that FLOCK of squirrels! You should tell him to scare that SCURRY of Squirrels! Nate: Great, Francis... Nate: ... Except that while you were YAKKING, they all ran up that TREE! Francis: Oh. Nate: Spitsy... psst psst psst psst psst...
Nothing beats a “murder of crows.”