Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 20, 2015
Teddy: What's this I hear about you dropping the torch you've been carrying for Jenny? Nate: It's true! I'm done waiting around for her! Nate: There are plenty of girls in this school who'd be thrilled to go out with me! Nate: All I need to do is let them know I'm available! Teddy Right. I'll warn them. Teddy: I mean tell. I'll tell them. Nate: You're not helping.