Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 19, 2015
March 18, 2015
March 20, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: I'm on gerbil duty this week, Gina, so I get to decide what goes in Sherman's cage! Nate: Here, take your stupid toy! Gina: it's not a toy, It's a troll doll! Nate: It's a cheesy trinket! Sherman deserves something more dignified ! Turtle: I think at this point, the dignity ship has sailed. Chad: How about a cookie monster puppet? Nate: NO.
“The dignity ship has sailed”. Ha! HA!! That gerbil has snappier comebacks than all those kids put together!!P.S.: The Cookie Monster puppet’s a (slight!) improvement over that insipid troll doll. Meanwhile, as long as they’re leaning on inanimate objects that LOOK like interesting company, why not a Kim Kardashian doll?