Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 23, 2015

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Panel 1: "Wow. Everything's so pricey." "Jewelry stores are such ripoffs." Panel 2:"But don't fret, boy! As a veteran of the Christmas shopping wars, I have a nose for sniffing out bargains!" Panel 3: "Excuse me. how much is this necklace on the counter?" Panel 4:"That's a chain to keep people from stealing our pens." "I knew that." "Smooth, Gramps."