Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2016

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Panel 1: Celebrity INTERVIEW! with your host...CHIP CHIPSON! Panel 2: "Time for a VALENTINE'S DAY CHAT with match-making MVP DAN CUPID!" "Climb aboard, Chip!" Panel 3: "What's on today's agenda, Dan?" "I'm trying to find a "soul mate" for..." Panel 4: "...MARTY WRIGHT, aka DAD!" Panel 5: "How's that going?" "Not well, Chip. Dad's a tough case." Panel 6: "Can't you just shoot some random passerby with one of your love darts?" "That's against regulations." Panel 7: "I'm not allowed to make two people fall in love unless they're BOTH attracted to one another!" "There's a creepy guy over there." Panel 8: "So...where does that leave Dad?" "Sadly, Chip. it leave him in LOVE LIMBO!" Panel 9: "He's been rejected by all the available women, so now he focuses his affections on women who are UNavailable!" "What does that mean?" Panel 10: "Stay tuned for an all-new "Total Divas." "Hello, LADIES!"