Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 06, 2016
Transcript:
Panel 1: "Are you guys nuts? There's still SNOW on the ground!" "Just getting ready for the season, Lucas!" Panel 2: "Wanna play? Go get your glove!" "Nah, I'm done with baseball. I'm switching to lacrosse." Panel 3: "What? WHY?" "Dude, lacrosse is more fun!" Panel 4: "But-" "Lucas! Use your HEAD! Think of your FUTURE!" Panel 5: "My future?" "Let's say you grow up to play pro lacrosse! The top players make what...fifty grand?" Panel 6: "I don't really kn-" "And let's say I grow up to play pro BASEBALL, where the top guys earn THIRTY MILLION!" Panel 7: "Doesn't MY future look better than YOURS?" Panel 8: "No, because you're not good enough to play pro baseball." Panel 9: "It's a little early to say that, don't you think?" "It's 10:30. I'm OK with it."
Or you could be a soccer player and earn $150 million a year like Lionel Messi