The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 01, 2024
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TV: Today Attorney General Ashcroft, in a statement to the press, said that in addition to heinous terrorist acts around the globe, new information indicated "strong links" between Osama Bin Laden and chicken pox, athlete's foot, toenail cancer, hay fever, mad cow disease, scurvy, dyslexia and halitosis. He warned that Americans must be prepared to make "certain privacy sacrifices" to fight this menace...
An art history professor of my acquaintance told that her dad the art dealer had Ashcroft (famous for spending thousands of your tax dollars on a curtain to hid the torso of the statue of Justice in the hall where DOJ does press conferences because it’s “indecent”) come into his gallery looking for erotic paintings of children.