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Lupine: The house is under attack from a mysterious red dot. Elvis, what can you tell us?
Elvis: Not much Lupin. Only that it is probably dangerous and definitely going to kill everyone.
Lupine: We will continue to follow this story as it develops.
Back when I had 3 cats, they ignored the laser. One of them loved playing fetch with a rabbit’s foot keychain, though. Long hallway, hardwood floors, and a lobbed keychain. Cat would be running so fast at the end, she’d slide along the floor and bounce off the far wall. Then bring the keychain back, drop it at my feet, and ask to do it again.