Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 12, 2015
March 09, 2015
March 16, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: One of our reporters was beaten up by a skunk. Here's Puck with the brave report. Puck: Thanks, Lupin -- Elvis: Get out of here! Elvis: I didn't get beat up, it just sprayed me with its butt. Puck: What do you say to claims that you shouldn't have even been on the back porch since we're not allowed on the back porch? Puck: Because of skunks Elvis: I say rules are meant to be broken. Puck: Yeah, but now you're sitting in a tub of tomato soup -- Elvis: Tomato juice Puck: No one even knows the difference. Lupin: Lupin here with an eye witness to the beating who claims to know the skunk! Tommy: Louie? Yeah, I know Louie! Louie's great if you don't startle him! Louie: Hey, I get startled! Man: Bath time, you big goofball!
@SunflowerGirl100 I am so, so, so happy to say it is not—but it was written at a time when our aunt had a skunk taking up residence under her porch and we were all treading very carefully, ha!