Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 21, 2016

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Lupin: There's been... a disturbance... on the ceiling. Elvis: Lupin, cats report hearing a commotion upstairs, followed by yowling and hissing. Elvis: We go no live to the hallway for more. Ceiling Woman: Sooo...Have your cats been CRAZY today? Woman: Yes! Toddler: Mow Mow! Tabitha: There is a strange female in the building! Tabitha: SHE MUST BE VANQUISHED! Tillie: Cool your paws, daffodil. I'm just getting comments on the new addition. Ceiling Woman: Ow, Tabitha. C'mon girl. Ceiling Woman: Do you think it could be... ...ghosts? Woman: I'm So glad you said it! YES. It has to be, right?! Puck: Tabitha! You can see Tillie too?! Tabitha: Tillie? Who's Tillie? Tillie: I'M Tillie! I'm Freddie's cat. EVERYONE knows that! Tillie: And not to weigh apples, but this whole house is mine. Tillie: So, relax. Elvis: Hello, Tabitha. I couldn't help but notice you're crazy now. Ceiling Woman: You know, there's a box in the basement with old photos of the family who built this house. Maybe we can find a hint of a grisly death or a terrible tragedy! Woman: I'll bring the kids!