Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 11, 2016
Puck: Elvis has a new toy. Lupin: What?! Where's my toy? Elvis: Puck, it's true. The People bought a new toy just for me, and it's awesome. Puck: I don't think- Puck: Elvis, charts prove 9 times out of 10, the People get us toys in 3's. Elvis: Such a simple machine. (RATTLE RATTLE) Puck: There are subtle differences. Elvis: The Woman and I have this cute game where she'll take the toy and put it in the Nursery and I have to sneak in and steal it back! Elvis: I KEEP WINNING! Woman: Gimme that.